Hi. I’m Nate. My wife Becky and I have 3 kids and another in the oven (her, not me). I live in Utah, love college football (while I appreciate the skill-level of the NFL, I get a little weary of the megalomania, drama, antics, criminal behavior, gun crime, etc), the outdoors, my guns, and technology . I love The Office and Seinfeld. I speak Spanish fluently and love the latin culture and community. I’m work in the financial sector as a financial advisor. I must be a masochist because I read books, articles and have an interest in local and national politics and economics. I feel it’s important to stay informed on what goes on so that I don’t miss a chance to make fun of something that’s going on 
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Things I don’t like:
- Corruption - I believe that this is the main source of all our problems. I despise lying and hypocrisy.
- Stupid People – Enablers of #1… and they’re always whining and complaining about things they don’t know anything about, eating all our steak, and ruining our lives.
- Politicians - See #1 and #2 – ‘nuf said; special note: Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Charlie Rangel… I could go on and on, but you get the point.
- Actors/Celebrities – See #2… they live in their little bubble and try to tell us ‘little people’ what to do.
- The “Mainstream” Media
- Political Correctness
- Big Govt/Socialism/Fascism/Communism – pretty much anything that takes away my rights and agency to choose for myself
- Global Warming – the biggest scam since Global Cooling
- Big fat hypocritical liars : Michael Moore, Al Gore, etc
10 things you don’t know about me:
- I have a fascination with pirates (real pirates, like in the movies, not like those wussies in Africa with guns)
- My pirate name would be Rufus
- My wife found out I was funny when I made an inappropriate pirate joke in college
- If I had to have an Arab name, I would pick Jabib (pronounced Habeeb) – also a cool pirate name
- I went on a date with my wife’s sister before my wife
- I’ve had an obsession for Curling ever since the winter Olympics in Salt Lake City
- My favorite job was mowing baseball fields the summer after I graduated from college
- I once made a drunk guy in South America do the “truffle shuffle” from Goonies
- I used to be able to purr backwards… until I got braces (stupid braces… I could’ve been on Stupid Human Tricks)
- I seem to have a soft spot for TV shows, books and movies that feature vigilante justice, like Wolverine, Batman, The Punisher, and Jack Bauer.
