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Dear France….

Dear France,

OK, this is awkward…. Uh, please put your hands down. I’m just here to talk.

There. Thanks. OK. That was weird.

I just simply wanted to point out the popularity of the flag of your nation. Everyone sees it on a daily basis. Everyone uses it. It’s a symbol of cleanness and openness. It’s creativity. It’s productivity. It means something different to everyone. You are inclusive and contemporary. You are inoffensive. It takes on so many shapes and forms.

Long live France! (At least until the next time Germans fall asleep and let their govt try to take over the world)

Orrin frickin’ Hatch

When the Politicians aren't out in public

Well, Orrin, you had your chance but it looks like you’ll officially go down in history as the sucky Orrin. The best Orrin, better known as Orrin Porter Rockwell, is the clear winner. It’s too bad we can’t just replace you with him. I’m pretty sure he’d do some real house-cleaning back in D.C. Rockwell is one of my personal heroes. I’m disappointed that you haven’t lived up to his namesake.

You have turned into the exact thing you criticized Frank Moss for in 1976 when you first ran and were elected to the Senate. You argued (rightly so) that Moss had lost touch with his constituents. I further contend that not only have you lost touch, to use your own words, but you have also become part of the apparatus. Your voting record as of late reeks of extreme neglect, with the breaking point, for me at least, being your vote ‘for’ Cass Sunstein, the uber-radical (who is actually an evil Vulcan and distant relative of Spock and Timothy Geithner).

You and your buddies are making term limits seem like more of a good idea every day. After all, it can’t get worse!

Oops – Maxine Waters accidentally says what she’s thinking…

In my observation, most politicians (regardless of party) won’t tell you what they’re thinking. They’ll tell you what they think they should be thinking and what you want to hear. And then they’ll go wheelin’ and dealin’ and justifying to themselves that they have to concede ‘this’ or ‘that’ to get what’s “really important” (and those are the “good” ones). Government is all a big game for them, and sooner or later, even if you went with good intentions, you end up without principles or morals. If you’re a respectable person and you decide to become a politician, not only are you a crazy person, with me you also lose the whole innocent until proven guilty thing. Over and over politicians have shown that they’re corrupt, self-serving, lying, egotistical, party-line-towing megalomaniacs. Why should we ever believe a word that comes out of any of your mouths!?

Also, don’t you morons know that everything you say is recorded and we have the internet and video cameras and stuff. Do you just have no conscience? Do you just have no care for your ‘good name’ (yes, I know that’s an oxymoron when you’re talking about a politician). I just can’t ever comprehend how you can over and over contradict yourself and still sleep at night.

Here’s a great clip of Maxine waters who obviously is a little low on sleep ’cause she just comes right out and says what’s on her mind. WOW! And the look on the faces of her fellow panel members is priceless!

She also recently met Fidel Castro. She had only praises for him and his wonderful health care system. Well, if it’s so great, go there. And take Michael Moore with you. He likes it there, too. And they’re communists, so you’ll both not only love their health care system, but also they’re ideology. Win-win for everyone!

Unite or Die

History of the Gadsden and First Navy Jack flags

Pelosi sailing with Gibson?

This guy knows more that you?

Ms Pelosi was apparently unaware of what’s been going on with ACORN, even though the Senate passed a measure to defund it days before she was confronted. DO YOU NOT HAVE A CELL PHONE, THE INTERNET, INTERNS, A CONSCIENCE OR A BRAIN!? How do these people keep their jobs? The next day the House voted as well. Do you think we’re stupid? You’re a liar unless you can prove one of the following:

1. You were up in Maine sailing with Charlie Gibson – that was his excuse for being a moron and totally oblivious to protesters and ACORN – for the past week or more.
2. You’ve been busy communing with the devil and Harry Reid (I’m just kidding…. we all know that the devil will have nothing to do with Reid).

C’mon! Even meathead Arnold “The Governator” Schwarzenegger knows what’s going on. If you’re getting scooped by Arnold, you have some serious, serious problems!

A better 4th branch of the government would be…

"Tell me who you're working with, Senator!"

There’s been some controversy about who the 4th branch of the government is. Some say it FED, controlling and manipulating our economy. The media has self-appointed itself the 4th branch of government. Even others think that Oprah is actually pulling all the stings, the great and powerful OZ, if you will. That’s completely ridiculous! Why would Oprah EVER go into politics?! She’s so much more powerful doing her show and magazine and all. People fall all over themselves to do whatever she says. She like a hypnotist… or a Jedi master.

I think we should officially nominate as the official 4th branch of our government… JACK BAUER!

It’s no secret that I distrust the government. But in Bauer I trust! Imagine, with Chloe’s help, he would be able to root out all traitors, corruption and hopefully even torture a few deserving souls. And the best news is that he gets things done within 24 hours!! Who’s with me?

Politician logic

Oh Howard, you say the craziest things….. But we just ignore it, kinda like Barack Obama ignores his crazy uncle Jeremiah Wright.

Quotes I wrote down from Howard Dean, the DNC chairman and former crazy presidential candidate, today while I was watching CNBC at work today:

“The private sector by nature is more inefficient than the public sector.”

“I believe individuals should be able to choose their health insurance, which means there has to be a public option.”

“Please, HELP!! Can’t you see I’m being blackmailed. (He mouths ‘Nancy Pelosi’ and ‘Harry Reid’) Why else would I say things that are clearly illogical. Please help me!” Then some guys wearing GE shirts ran onto the set and the camera cut away.

You and Joe Biden just crack me up with all those funny jokes you’re always making! You should go on tour together! With Seinfeld! You could do a show about nothing.

Ohhhhhh, wait just a second… my 6-year-old just informed me that today is opposite day. Howard, you’re so crafty! How did you know?

That GE incident was a little weird… buuuuuut, I’ve seen weirder. Today even! Rep Olympia Snowe, R – Maine, one of the gang of 6 Senators, said today that she thinks Obama is not a big govt liberal, but moderate. WTH! I can’t even imagine what they’ve got on her. Maybe they have proof that she wants to starve small children. She is a Republican you know.

Stupid people are so…. stupid

I thought I would get something out of the way right from the get-go. Stupid people get on my nerves. But, they provide so much material that I’m sure I’ll be revisiting this theme often.

Stupid person of the day: Jimmy Carter, Israel-hating hypocrite

Jimmy Carter – our nations worst ex-president. Somehow people overlooked your single-handed near-destruction of our nation’s economy as President. Somehow people just ignored you when you visited and propagandized for Castro and your precious Communist Cuba. Somehow we all just passed you off as a crazy old man while you were chumming around with Michael Moore. But this time you’ve gone too far! We’re not racists! When are you gonna get it through your thick intolerant skull that we conservatives hate everyone… equally (at least that’s what the media tells us). That precludes any racism .

Oh, BTW, I don’t oppose Obama because he’s black. I oppose him because of his crazy socialist ideas that he and all his friends believe in.

Put away your tattered race card unless you want to point out real racism, like when Kayne West figured out that Bush caused Katrina to kill all the black people in New Orleans.